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Boot Camps

by matt on June 30, 2010

in government,psychology

Yesterday, I was thinking about advice I was given that suggested I do something difficult every day. The assumed goal is to build character and to understand ourselves better.

While there are many difficult things we can do, boot camp is especially difficult. Friends who attended told me their stories of boot camp and what they experienced there as they progressed from raw recruit to soldier. Stories weren’t as bad as what the media shows, but they weren’t great…but they all said they were changed for the better after weeks spent in the basic training boot camp.

What strikes me, though, are the many “boot camps” that appear in the public space. You can find them anyplace you look. If you search for the term on Google you will get a reasonably infinite number of links to boot camps of all kinds.

The most common are the extreme workout sessions that advertise that they will get you as fit as a new Marine. There are also bridal boot camps for weight loss, teen boot camps for kids in trouble with the police, drug treatment boot camps, bible boot camps, computer programming boot camps, MBA degree accelerated boot camps, and..well, there are as many kinds of boot camps as there are things to learn or do.

This got me thinking about questions that I can’t answer:

1) Are these boot camps good for us? Or are they a variation on the quick-fix mentality by pretending that attending a short boot camp will suddenly give a person the amazing physique, knowledge or whatever the boot camp promises?

2) Why the boot camp metaphor? Is it just a handy metaphor given the last decade of U.S. military involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan? Does it show some greater cultural angst and by going to a boot camp, we somehow feel connected or in control while these conflicts are in progress?

3) Recruits in boot camp have very little control over their destiny. The boot camp image in movies and television show nearly brutal experiences where recruits are pushed to their limits and they rarely look back fondly on the experience. Given this, why would anybody be attracted to a situation that claims a connection with that mythos?

4) How do the people who connect the phrase “boot camp” with completely unrelated topics like “bible study” or “computer programming” or “dog training” get this idea that these things are similar in any way to the real thing?

5) Why don’t people laugh at how often this term is used, especially in corporate culture? (Raise your hand if you’ve had to attend a “boot camp” at your work that pretended to teach you something important in one day or less.)

Anyhow…yeah. Boot camps that aren’t boot camp. What the heck?

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Election Sex?

by matt on November 5, 2008

in government

Just a few last things:

1) Apparently, tons of people had election sex to celebrate Obama’s win. All I had was a drink and conversation with friends. FAIL! WRONG! I should have worked harder at finding a girlfriend before election day. Dammit.

2) I think it’s time to buy a new TV and hook up the cable. There was a ton of information on news websites, but it’s often easier to simply sit back and listen to people talk. I got sick of reading and refreshing pages, especially as I relaxed with a fresh drink and had to keep clicking.

3) Don’t call your Republican friend on election night when the Democrat is winning. The losing side in the election has temporarily lost it’s sense of humor. In fact, they really don’t want to talk to you at all. Buy them a coffee the next day and leave it at that.

4) Never mention underwear to people on live television. Especially not during the 11 o’clock news. At least, that’s what I’ve heard.

…I’m trying to figure out what would have happened in #1 if I was dating a McCain supporter last night. Angry cathartic election sex? Four years without joy? I guess I’ll never know!

…also, I’m trying to figure out when my little blog about Cleveland and the things happening in my head turned into a pro-Obama political blog.

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