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A friend pointed me to the Wikipedia entry on parenthetical phrases under the entry on “The Comma”.

First, I find the fact that the “Comma” gets an entry a bit funny but, as you know, I’m easily amused.

Second, witness:

  • Address: My father ate the bagel, John.
  • Interjection: My father ate the bagel, gosh darn it!
  • Aside: My father, if you don’t mind my telling you this, ate the bagel.
  • Appositive: My father, a jaded and bitter man, ate the bagel.
  • Absolute phrase: My father, his eyes flashing with rage, ate the bagel.
  • Free modifier: My father ate the bagel, chewing with unbridled fury.
  • Resumptive modifier: My father ate the bagel, a bagel which no man had yet chewed.
  • Summative modifier: My father ate the bagel, a feat which no man had attempted.
  • Any phrase that interrupts the flow of the main clause:
    • My father, chewing with unbridled fury, ate the bagel (free modifier).
    • My father, in a fit of rage, ate the bagel (prepositional phrase).
    • My father, with no regard for his health, ate the bagel (adverbial phrase).
    • My father, despite his lack of teeth, ate the bagel (adverbial phrase).

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Nostalgia and Habberdashery

by matt on April 23, 2007

in none of the above

My parents brought over a ton of photographs from the 1970′s and 1980′s for me to scan. I started looking through them tonight to pick out the photographs that were worth capturing.

Photographs of unknown bridges, horses, trees, and other ‘pointless’ things were plentiful. I put those into a pile to be returned to their storage container and moved to the smaller but still large pile that was left.

From that pile, I weeded out the photos that were blurry, incomplete, had objects obstructing the picture, or were taken from ‘unflattering’ angles. This left a smaller pile, but one that was clearly going to take a few days to address.

Looking through that pile, I realized one thing. I never like wearing a suit, as this photo (and countless others) serves witness.

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